The Charlotte John
 
Motherfucker. I haven't said that in a little while so I thought I'd get it out of my system. Lately I've been about stress reduction. I took a trip to La Vida Spa in Foxcroft to get a 60min rubdown recently. They had some deal going where you pay $39.95 for a hour massage (typically it runs $79.95). I thought I'd take advantage and get my fat, bloated ass caressed for a bit. I walked into the place around 3pm on Friday and was greeted by a hot brunette. She gave me some forms to fill out about my previous massage experiences. Being that I've had none, it took about a minute to complete. The survey basically wanted to know what areas you'd like the masseuse to avoid...umm, how about my ghetto booty? Other than my ass, I basically gave my bitch free reign. I say that hoping that, in fact, it was a girl who'd be rubbing this Greek God. Read More to Continue
 
 
In honor of the 24 Hours of Booty fundraiser tonight, I present one fine booty. In all seriousness though, if you have time to come out and support the event please do. If you are participating in the event, I wish you good luck. I am hoping to get out there this evening and take some pictures. Anyways, here you go:
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Courtesy of Apple Bottom
 
 
A few links that may only interest me:

1. Only in South Carolina
2. That's a nice backyard you have there, Tiger
3. A real life Jerry McGuire
4. What would the person who likes you least in the world say about you?
5. Rack of Passage
 
 
In my humble, yet always correct, opinion Librettos serves up the best pizza in Charlotte. I would probably hand second place to Villa Francesca. Like many of you, I enjoy a good slice every now and again. I don't know what that shit is they think they are serving at FUEL, but it ain't pizza. Unless I am three sheets to the wind, I won't set foot in that joint. I am continually on the prowl to find new and exciting places to stuff my face full of bread, cheese, and tomato sauce. I found just such a place not to long ago. Read More to Continue.
 
 
I was walking through a parking deck the other day when I noticed something a little unusual. There was a bike tire chained to a rail. The body of the bike was missing. I naturally thought that some bums had simply unscrewed the bike from the front tire and stole the thing. I laughed, took a picture with my phone, and continued on my walk. The following day my travels brought me through the very same deck and where I stumbled upon the owner of the bike. He was huddled over the remaining tire looking perplexed. I felt badly and thought I'd at least offer up the fact that I had seen the bike missing since yesterday. Perhaps it would help him put a timeline on when the thing got stolen. Turns out, the bike wasn't fucking stolen. The guy was an avid biker and had multiple tires to switch on/off different frames. Part of me felt a sense of relief...yet part of me was pissed.
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I decided to get out and play some golf over the weekend because I figured the heat would keep the crowds away. I was right. Before I hit the course though, I took a trip to the Lotus Chinese buffet on North Tryon. The Lotus isn't a bad joint. The fried rice was a tad on the soggy side, but not much else was wrong. I would go back. Anyways, I identified the Tradition Golf Course as my destination and began my short journey from the buffet to the grounds. Along the way I saw an interesting bumper sticker on a car with a Kentucky plate. Read More to Continue.
 

Backed Up

07/25/2011

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There is a lot to get to. I've been relatively busy over the past few days:

1. Played 2 rounds of golf, at 2 different courses, in 2 different States. I have thoughts about both.
2. Ate at a new restaurant on the fringe of Uptown.
3. Witnessed one of the more bizarre events I've seen being held at Mez.
4. Took a picture of a rather humorous crime.
5. Baked in the sun, got drunk, got sober, got drunk, and a little unclear what state I am presently in.

I'll get to all of the above shortly. 
 
 
Light Rail Uptown terminal.
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Hungover

07/22/2011

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I'm not going to lie, I feel like ass. I spent all yesterday drinking and watching ESPN. I was curious when the NFL lockout would end. Anyways, I got my lazy ass off the couch and walked to Alive After Five. I drank a ton of beers and tried to make myself enjoy the Bon Jovi cover band. It wasn't happening. I went down to Mortimers to drink even more. Once I decided to head home, I cracked open the only cold beer in the joint, laid on the couch, and passed out. I damn near puked walking to Dunkin Donuts this morning. Anyways, I'm going back to the couch. Enjoy your Friday ya sons of bitches.
 
 
I took this picture while waiting on my order and twiddling my dingaling. I am inside a Hardees off 85 South. I prefer Hardees burgers to any fast-food burger out there. 
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