I decided to get out and play some golf over the weekend because I figured the heat would keep the crowds away. I was right. Before I hit the course though, I took a trip to the Lotus Chinese buffet on North Tryon. The Lotus isn't a bad joint. The fried rice was a tad on the soggy side, but not much else was wrong. I would go back. Anyways, I identified the
Tradition Golf Course as my destination and began my short journey from the buffet to the grounds. Along the way I saw an interesting bumper sticker on a car with a Kentucky plate.
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There is a lot to get to. I've been relatively busy over the past few days:
1. Played 2 rounds of golf, at 2 different courses, in 2 different States. I have thoughts about both.
2. Ate at a new restaurant on the fringe of Uptown.
3. Witnessed one of the more bizarre events I've seen being held at Mez.
4. Took a picture of a rather humorous crime.
5. Baked in the sun, got drunk, got sober, got drunk, and a little unclear what state I am presently in.
I'll get to all of the above shortly.
Light Rail Uptown terminal.
I'm not going to lie, I feel like ass. I spent all yesterday drinking and watching ESPN. I was curious when the NFL lockout would end. Anyways, I got my lazy ass off the couch and walked to Alive After Five. I drank a ton of beers and tried to make myself enjoy the Bon Jovi cover band. It wasn't happening. I went down to Mortimers to drink even more. Once I decided to head home, I cracked open the only cold beer in the joint, laid on the couch, and passed out. I damn near puked walking to Dunkin Donuts this morning. Anyways, I'm going back to the couch. Enjoy your Friday ya sons of bitches.
I took this picture while waiting on my order and twiddling my dingaling. I am inside a Hardees off 85 South. I prefer Hardees burgers to any fast-food burger out there.