Valerie Cormier

Why, hello. Sorry for not posting for a few days. The truth is that I'm lazy as shit at times and just couldn't bring my pudgy fingers to type anything. Sad, but very true. When I search the annals of my mind (and yes, I did just type "annals") for what I've been doing for the past few days...not a lot comes up. I'm sure there are a few things worth noting, but I can't think of them at the moment. I did eat at King's Kitchen last night in Uptown Charlotte. Read More to Continue. 

Roy Williams isn’t very smart. Apparently, he is also very overrated as a basketball coach. In fact, his peers voted him the most overrated coach in college basketball. I’ve never been a fan of Roy Williams and I will tell you why. First, he says really stupid things. Second, he has no grasp on reality. Lastly, he is an idiot. Need proof? Read More to Continue.

In the post below, I linked to a clip of Paul Rudd talking to himself in the mirror during the film “Wanderlust”. Other than the opening to “American Psycho”, it is probably one of my favorite movie scenes of all time. By now, you should know that I dig movies. I’m guessing a lot of you do too. Not sure how many of you fuckers have actually thought about writing a movie, but I’m here to help if you have. Read More to Continue. 

Paul Rudd talking to himself in the mirror during "Wanderlust". Simply, amazing.

My plans for this weekend are pretty light. I’m going to purchase a large amount of beer in about thirty minutes. Normally I walk to the store from my apartment here in Uptown, but beer is heavy and I am not sure my massive pythons can withstand the weight all the way home. I thought about spending the entire year getting morbidly obese so I could qualify for one of those scooters. I don’t even know if you need to “qualify” for one of those…but I’d like to know I did something to earn it. Read More to Continue.

Why hello. I hope this post finds you in good cheer. Actually, I don’t give a fuck. I’m too tired as of now to really invest any thought, or energy, into anyone else. It’s not that I don’t care…it’s just…ok, it’s because I don’t care. Now, let us talk more about me. I feel like this blog - which is intended to glorify yours truly - has slipped from its’ main purpose. With that in mind, I’m going to share some of my thoughts about what’s been going on in Charlotte. Read More to Continue. 

So, a little bird wrote me that a link to the blog was posted on The Chive yesterday. Apparently a lot of "Chivers" swung by to check out the happenings. I don't know much about the Chivers, but I know they like a good "hump". So, to honor you, I post the below photo. KCCO.