Merry Christmas ya fuckers. Enjoy.
You ma'm, have beautiful eyes. They are just so blue...um, I mean brown...I mean, green-ish? Ah fuck, I honestly haven't made it up that far.  The year is coming to a close. Tonight I am getting fucked up in my apartment and hitting the bars in Uptown Charlotte to hopefully meet some out-of-towners. Actually, let's be honest...most nights I say that and I get way to hammered to make it out the door. I pretty much stream a movie from Netflix, eat dominos, and pass the fuck out. Anyways, however much it pains me to say this; I hope all of you have a very safe and happy Holiday Season. Try not to kill yourselves, your in-laws, or a perfect stranger. Hello again, fuckers. As the NFL Playoffs draw ever closer, I've decided to impart my wisdom as to why each and every NFL team sucks. Below you will find a breakdown of all 32 NFL teams, and why each of them sucks in their own right. I know the ladies might not be interested in this post...but a chick has won our Fantasy league each of the past three years...so hell, maybe some of you will enjoy this. If you're a guy, and don't care for the NFL then perhaps you'll care for this. Read More to continue.
Well, hello. I decided I would spend time with myself last night and went to Toscana near South Park Mall. Toscana is a relatively upscale Italian bistro known for good wine. The clientele is generally aging and white. I believe I was the youngest person in the joint by thirty years. Not to say this place isn't "hip", it is just a typical restaurant your parents would frequent. Read More to Continue. Never one to deny you enjoyment, I offer up a website that has made me laugh quite a bit in the past. I believe you will quickly see why it is I enjoy it so much. Fear not, it is perfectly safe for work...no nudity here...just some very funny writing. Click here and enjoy. Now, many of you have probably had sex with someone that is way hotter than you. You got lucky..their defenses against trolls were down and you somehow scored. The thing about that amazing ass you conquered is that it will haunt you for the rest of your life. Every girlfriend, or boyfriend, you have from that moment on will never compare to that hot thang you gone-don bottomed-out. It is a curse. You'll forever feel like you're hot enough to get that type whenever you want...only to realize, your not. You settle for someone less and are bitter about it for the rest of your life. Read More to Continue. | TWITTER
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